Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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