so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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