I will die if light touches me.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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