If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
We got so high we made milksteak
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
A+ Viking dick
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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