Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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