She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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