Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
it's like heaven, but drunker
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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