Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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