Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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