considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Of course I have a pirate flag
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
