i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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