you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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