He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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