He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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