i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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