Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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