If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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