She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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