Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
