I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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