just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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