i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
