Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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