She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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