.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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