she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
20 People Who Caught Their Significant Others Cheating and Hand Over Some Major Karma
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
33 Memes You’ll Find Uncomfortably Relatable If You’ve Ever Been Through A Messy Breakup
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.