Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  Call me when you're up

  (619): View more from California

  Great dream, you were in it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): Call me when you're up (619): Great dream, you were in it http://tfl.nu/09kg
  Replies (2) Good night (1573) Bad night (510)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Heybabeimwearingurpanties

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): Heybabeimwearingurpanties http://tfl.nu/vfaz
  Replies (15) Good night (744) Bad night (1570) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down http://tfl.nu/yeuq
  Replies (206) Good night (51686) Bad night (2730) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Toronto

  Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat http://tfl.nu/wtwy
  Replies (10) Good night (3156) Bad night (1244) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (662): View more from Mississippi

  Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (662): Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45. http://tfl.nu/maq6
  Replies (40) Good night (6332) Bad night (540) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb http://tfl.nu/7q2n
  Replies (26) Good night (728) Bad night (5257) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles. http://tfl.nu/wcsn
  Replies (9) Good night (3384) Bad night (932) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (504): Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober? http://tfl.nu/e9ou
  Replies (9) Good night (1061) Bad night (3068) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were. http://tfl.nu/8g5z
  Replies (7) Good night (726) Bad night (2295) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? http://tfl.nu/qlm2
  Replies (22) Good night (5094) Bad night (909) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes. http://tfl.nu/zfk3
  Replies (9) Good night (2849) Bad night (1036) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (940): View more from Texas

  Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (940): Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses. http://tfl.nu/a1yl
  Replies (11) Good night (3511) Bad night (720) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (623): View more from Arizona

  No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (623): No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough" http://tfl.nu/d4rh
  Replies (16) Good night (1423) Bad night (621) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me? http://tfl.nu/r928
  Replies (9) Good night (2644) Bad night (700) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless http://tfl.nu/uuhp
  Replies (18) Good night (3733) Bad night (448)

Randomize