does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions