i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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