When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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