I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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