The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
