Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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