Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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