butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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