i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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