And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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