How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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