i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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