you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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