I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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