nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the day after is always just damage control
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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