I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he thought i was a dude.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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