They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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