if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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