ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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