Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Everything about him screamed your future.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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