May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I have post one night stand depression
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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