I'm drive I can fine osifer
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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