Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
