Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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