We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
50% drunk capacity currently
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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