they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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