i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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