sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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