Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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