its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
