M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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