North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
There are leaves in my underwear?
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